A subjective (but obviously definitive) ranking of the Twilight movies

Before we go into this post, you need to understand that I kind of have a weird relationship with Twilight. It’s not love-hate because I don’t hate it. It’s more like… I love it, unconditionally, but I would never defend it because I know (just like Robert Pattinson) that it’s so bad. Every time I watch the movies, I watch them as comedies and literally roast the shit out of them – buuuuut I love them nonetheless. So after recently finishing ANOTHER rewatch of them all, I decided it would be fun to present you with my personal ranking of these films. We’ll be going from best to worst, so strap on your seatbelts and enjoy this vampy ride. Beware: lots of spoilers.

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How to read more

A while ago, I asked my followers on Instagram what kind of posts they would like to see on my blog. @jamshidhashimi asked me for a post on “how to read more” and I thought YASS. This is a really interesting thing to dedicate a blogpost to so that’s exactly what I’m going to do.

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Let’s take this relationship to the next level

So, my first blog post. Who would’ve thought that after a year of tragically bad captions on Instagram, I would upgrade to providing you with even longer pieces of text?! I sure as hell wouldn’t have thought that. But I’m glad that I did, because I feel like it was time to take this relationship we have to the next level.

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